Monday, 29 February 2016

Donald Trump Wins Oscar For "Horrifying Portrayal" Of Election Candidate

Donald Trump has won his first Academy Award, claiming best actor for his performance as an intolerant, ultra-right wing candidate in the political epic "Election 2016".

The 69 year-old had previously been nominated five times for his role in The Apprentice but
Donald Trump - photo credit: Gage Skidmore
the Academy ultimately felt he wasn’t a convincing businessman.

Trump played “Donald Trump, Republican Nominee” in the film “Election 2016” and is known for catchphrases such as “I have a great relationship with the Mexican people” and also “Mexico are sending people that have lots of problems, and they are bringing those problems to us. They are bringing drugs, and bringing crime, and their rapists”

Other awards also went to some other white people.

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Weather: Handsomely fresh with fresh prince by afternoon. In summary – super duper.

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