Payday loan company Kwik Readies has recruited a school bully as it's Head of International Operations. Dean Pincher (15) of Chesterfield has been taking lunch money from students at his local school for the past seven years. "I'm delighted to be heading up this operation and bringing what I've learned out in the field into the boardroom".
Kwik Readies chairman, Tammy Ponn (47) welcomed Pincher to the organisation. "His track record speaks for itself. We look forward to him engaging internationally with the same people skills that he has used to make considerable sums. He really is the new face for our company."
Kwik Readies was recently criticised for its high interest rates and for using people's legs as collateral. Their phrase "Easy loans, repaid quickly or you haven't a leg to stand on" has won two advertising awards and condemnation from anti-violence campaigners.
Pincher will start "just as soon as my mock GCSEs are over. I'm expected to do well at mathematics because a boy is year 11 has been doing most of my coursework. I will be contracting out some of my Kwik Readies work to him too".
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