We never see what we want at an awards ceremony. Ever.
At awards ceremonies you see celebrities applauding someone else winning in their category. Dull. Painfully dull. When a celebrity loses you want to see them throw wine over their agent, call the winner in their category an untalented whore and cause a major fracas. Yes, you read that right, a fracas. When did you last see a genuine fracas? Exactly!
The typical awards ceremony has a heartfelt tribute to someone who has contributed a huge amount to "the industry". It's usually sick making. What we really want to see is someone being exposed for being an unmitigated disaster of a human being. Someone so awful that the industry really wants rid of them. Let's see video of them screwing up. Let's have other celebrities recording tributes to their ineptitude. Let's make someone a pariah. The Daily Mail could sponsor this.
Finally, wouldn't it be excellent to have more physical humour injected into these occasions? There's no need to over think this. A simple banana on the staircase on the way to the podium would be perfect. I want to see people falling over. It's why I watch "You've Been Framed" and "America's Most Painfully Funny Home Injuries".
In other news, I'm available as an events organiser for a very reasonable fee.